Burning Man conditions are bordering on disaster with over 70,000 people trapped and sheltering-in-place after rains turned the playa into an undrivable mud pit.
Fyre Festival 2.0
There’s already a Fyre festival 2, the guy from the first one is doing it again
brace is cooking an incredible bit on twitter right now with this, i won’t spoil the surprise, here’s the link
Burning Fever Man
There is a virus thats spread through ticks that causes those symptoms. Its been spreading across the world this past year and tends to affect those who’ve been out in the wild or through grass fields.
I would doubt it was ebola as the tweets suggest. That very obviously tends to make the eyes and orifices bleed quite profusely.
Some Burners were resorting to prayer, begging “Playa gods, please stop, we want to go home.”
y’all mowed over climate protesters begging you to stop. Tried to save your foolish asses, but now you and your treat-mobiles have been caught by the grand 
I’m ngl I would totally go to burning man if it wasn’t 600 dollars for some reason, and in a searing hot desert with constant duststorms
Watch it get moved next year.
Rainbow gatherings are free if you like breathing pine smoke for two weeks straight.
