See, that was my problem. I would never choose to play as a brain damaged wasteoid, but that was the ONLY choice in that game.

So bad that I went online and was like “Sooo… did I fuck up my starting stats? Is this my fault the dialog choices are this bad?”

Nope, just the way the game is… Time for the game to go away. Which is bizarre because I had heard so much good stuff about it.