• NBJack@reddthat.com
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    1 year ago

    Ah, yes, what a nice way to be sliced into a thousand pieces at once if you trip. Even more fun if they get knocked out of their retention mode.

    Is there a rubbing alcohol dispenser that sprays from the adjacent room after you go through? In case the first set of blood-curdling screams aren’t loud enough.

    • OneWomanCreamTeam
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      1 year ago

      Just use a bunch of sewing tape measures. They’re flexible, and not sharp.

      Plus, they come in all sorts of colours.