I’m feeling a bit gassy today, now I know why thanks

I’ve felt it my whole life.

the fingers pointing right then the bad vibes sender pointing left convolutes your infographic. if you were to mirror the illustration of the bad vibes wave emitter/recipent I believe it would be more effective in expressing what you are trying to get across

felt it

Aw man, I thought I was just excited for Halloween, but the skeletons are your doing 💀

You’re why this last day has been shit! I was wondering what happened.

No that’s not me, my chin and jaw aren’t that majestic

Wait, you’re the asshole making my left foots second to last toe keep hurting randomly?

I’ve been hearing some doot doots lately

This is a pretty good curse, tbh. I’ve seen way shakier curses.

You fool, I basically collect knifes and are trying to learn some basic anatomy.

I’m seeing a lot Welcome to my meme page’s memes reposted on Lemmy and I can’t say I hate it, just wish they would be credited more often

How’d you know I have a cleft chin

I think you might have been focused on a boner…