• Darkard@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    With the NAVIC T5 Electric Scooter you need never worry about getting shot in history class again.

    With its 19mph top speed you don’t need to be like all the other kids with the pumped up kicks as you will be off school grounds and home safe long before the cops arrive.

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    With a 19 mile range and only 4 hour fast charge you can be off and away from your latest school shooting and ready to fire off in a public movie theater in no time at all! Only the best quality for our patented product “Blue Scooter Electric Charging Long Distance Wall Socket Long Journey Good Time 1 PCs All-in-One with Charger”

    • li10@feddit.uk
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      Probably Chinese product with a Chinese team handling the graphics, so they know it looks nice but no idea what it actually says.

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      1 year ago

      “Draw me a map for US high school teenager long range scooters” “Did you mean shooters?” “Sure”

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    1 year ago

    Oh my god what an instant classic this has got to be the most insensitive use of an image I’ve seen in a fucking while man

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    1 year ago

    Chikkapete and bengaluu are both in India but apparently also on top of the Midwest US and parts of Canada. This map gets weirder the more you look at it, I’m convinced it’s ai generated at this point.

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    You say it is crappy but if you ever get caught up in a school shooting you’ll be happy to be able to make a quick getaway with this scooter!