• Akatsuki Levi
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    81 year ago

    Change all things to have I as a prefix, and all be priced separately

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Missing layers & components include:

    • Dynamic Crop Rotation
    • Unified Working Class
    • Object-Oriented Subject-Verb Harmonizer
    • Polyamorous Hedron Layer
    • Twin-Camera Sitcom Builder
    • Beef Byproduct Coprocessor
    • “The Cheesegolf” (details subject to NDA)
    • Soft-Sector Formatter
    • Chunk Guzzler
    • BEEPERS (Biomimetic Exo-Exa-Polygon Extrusion Randomization Service)
    • Phil

    Also, the bottom layer is incorrectly labeled as “CORE OS”. The intended term is CoreO’s™, the latest in high-definition breakfast cereal.

  • snrkl
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    31 year ago

    I read the middle line as “Foveated Reindeer” the first time with out my glasses, so maybe rename the boxes to be about Christmas magic that allows Santa’s Christmas powers to work…

    • snrkl
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      31 year ago

      iOS Framework.
      Naughty/Nice Framework Multi-app 3D engine Spatial Chimney Engine Foveated Reindeer Real-Time Countdown System Christmas OS

  • @NichtElias
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    11 year ago

    Replace “Spatial Audio Engine” with “Spatial Combustion Engine”

  • @[email protected]OP
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    11 year ago

    I’m gonna make the guy say “a real-time execution engine that guarantees execution of each person looking at you”

    Also the YTP is about “Apple Pro” which straps a big apple in front of your face

  • @AmbientChaos
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    11 year ago

    Replace “Foveated Renderer” with “Forehead Renderer”! You know, cause it renders your forehead for the external screen