• JonDorfman@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I just want to take a moment real quick to highlight that you wrote out the phrase “Ronald Reagan ball skins.”

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      1 year ago
      • FREE! rootkit with every install
      • Progression system with skill trees for paddles, launcher, and tilt
      • Level-locked missions
        • 150% XP Time SaverTM sold separately. Eat my ass, Ubisoft!
      • Daily login rewards with bonus for no days missed
      • Pay to have loot boxes dropped onto the table (you have to hit them to unlock, so it’s totally not gambling!)
      • Visual downgrade controversy, for some reason