Look, I’m gonna level with y’all. I’ve been here a little over 24 hours and yet to find out what anyone’s preferred sandwich is. As is known, sandwiches are the glue holding our society together, so this sad state cannot be allowed to continue.

In a short time, the juiciest of tomatoes will begin to drop off the vine here in the US, and the first, the finest, the primordial sandwich, the BLT proper, will grace us with its presence.

But until then, what are we to do? Slap undressed turkey on wheat? Like cavemen?? Tell me about your sandwiches. Inspire your fellow… fediverse…ians?

  • hrimfaxi_work@midwest.socialEnglish
    6·
    2 years ago

    I’m just doing my part! 🫡

    Do the crushed up chips not wreak havoc upon the roof and sensitive gums of your mouth?

    That’s actually a big part of the reason I insist on smashin’ 'em up! Doing that has the added benefit of keeping chips from snapping into a fucking viet cong jungle trap mid-bite.

    • yuun@lemmy.oneOPEnglish
      2·
      2 years ago

      It sounds like I’ll just have to trust my commander and start shoving a crushed chip sandwich into my mouth as soon as I can!