• animist
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    131 year ago

    A stand-up meeting every two hours in which nobody actually stands up

      • @[email protected]OPM
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        91 year ago

        And the project manager is just talking about his son’s college football game for 44 of those minutes.

        • @csm10495
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          31 year ago

          And there is that one guy who talks for 15 minutes but says basically nothing other than buzzwords.

  • @[email protected]
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    61 year ago

    “I could have done this in half the time with X.”

    “Now is NOT the time to change framework!”

    • Die4Ever
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      41 year ago

      If we make this better automated, then we can save a lot of time and effort after just 10 apocalyptic events