• @[email protected]
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    1211 months ago

    Now she is in intensive care in the same hospital where doctors declared her death.

    Doesn’t sound reassuring.

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    11 months ago

    “I’m not dead!”
    “I’m sure she will be soon, she’s very ill.”

    I’m guessing they just had an extremely weak pulse? I worry that hospitals will start cudgeling patients to make sure! Although I think I’d prefer that to waking up in a buried coffin…

    Perhaps we should bring back safety coffins?

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      111 months ago

      I had thought that with Reddit going away, this week I will do some work for once. But after reading your post, I feel I should watch a bit of Monty Python and The Holy Grail again. This is a sign of Lemmy’s success!

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    311 months ago

    Aren’t bodies usually embalmed before funerals? In this case it’s a good thing she wasn’t, but usually it helps avoid the whole being buried alive problem.

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    311 months ago

    For those who skip reading articles: This happened in Babahoyo, Ecuador. The woman was declared dead and immediately placed into a casket. The family arrives hours later to dress her in funeral attire and find her breathing.