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minus-squareN0bodylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 年前Kissinger’s lifespan is controlled by the agreement he made with Satan.
minus-squareSpendrill@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 年前I just assumed his organs were replaced every ten years with teenagers’ viscera sourced on the black market.
minus-square1800doctorb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-21 年前The body of Theseus. How many parts do you need to replace with teenage organs before it’s no longer Kissinger?
minus-squareSpendrill@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前Perhaps the thing we know as Kissinger is actually a malevolent spirit animating a barely functional corpse. It would explain the bloodlust.
Kissinger’s lifespan is controlled by the agreement he made with Satan.
I just assumed his organs were replaced every ten years with teenagers’ viscera sourced on the black market.
The body of Theseus. How many parts do you need to replace with teenage organs before it’s no longer Kissinger?
Perhaps the thing we know as Kissinger is actually a malevolent spirit animating a barely functional corpse. It would explain the bloodlust.