Thames Valley Police says it is looking into a woman’s complaint of harassment and stalking.

  • downpunxxOP
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    299 months ago

    once you’ve got thames valley nick on your bum you’re done up like a kipper sonny boy

    • teft
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      9 months ago

      Can you translate this sentence to American?

      • @[email protected]
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        9 months ago

        at the point you find the rozzers up your Jacksie you are essentially bang to rights my old pedigree

        • @cheezoid2
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          When you cop a flower pot and the filf are at your fife and drum, you’re done and dusted like Coleman’s mustard

          • @[email protected]
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            as soon as the old bill starts sniffing around your Gary, you’ll be doing a stretch in chokey, china

            • @fartsparkles
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              99 months ago

              Stone the crows, governor! Once them river bobbies start houndin’ yer like a dog on a bone, you’re in for a right pickle, ain’t ya me ol’ mucker!

    • mykneedoesnthurt
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      -29 months ago

      Didn’t your people invent the language? Doesn’t sound like any of youse got the memo

      • Chainweasel
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        79 months ago

        I’m not British but I think what they’re trying to say is:
        “once you’ve got thames valley on your ass you’re about to be cooked”

        • @[email protected]
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          39 months ago

          Once you have the police from the region of Thames Valley investigating your private affairs you don’t really stand much chance. you are more than likely to end up in prison.

  • @[email protected]
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    79 months ago

    Uh oh. I’m worried about this getting properly investigated.

    I don’t know much about British policing, but I do know from watching Endeavour that the centralization of operations in the newly created Thames Valley Constabulary in the late ‘60s did not produce investigative efficiencies.

  • rebul
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    -109 months ago

    Hasn’t he already been convicted in the court of public opinion? We don’t need no investigation!

    • @[email protected]
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      99 months ago

      So…

      Are you mad that there is an investigation?

      Or that women made public allegations that resulted in an investigation?

      Or that people have opinions over public allegations?

      Because those are the only conclusions that I can draw from your comment.

      • @[email protected]
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        19 months ago

        There is a iota of a chance he is just an over excited comrade who really wants to man the guillotine?

      • rebul
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        -69 months ago

        Really? That’s the only conclusions you can draw? Sucks to be you.

        • @[email protected]
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          9 months ago

          A person who had the courage to stand by their convictions would have gone on and told us what they meant.

          • rebul
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            -19 months ago

            It doesn’t take courage to deny someone due process. Quite the opposite, actually.