TFW Pooh bear arrests you for owning fireworks, camping gear, or gasoline

all pleaded guilty at an earlier appearance to one to four charges of keeping 11 smoke cakes, 24 hiking sticks, 10 bats, six cans of spray paint, a rattan stick and fire accelerants, said to be used in petrol bombs.

  • GodM
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    2 years ago

    Bulletproof vests are weapons, didn’t you know? It’s lethal! What if a cop can’t kill you in time, and you end up escaping? You could cause so much damage to the CCP! It’s a weapon of mass destruction. Do not forget that the CCP is the lifeline of all Chinese people. If you manage to harm the CCP you’re an active sinophobe and a genocide proponent. Therefore, by not being killed by the police, you are actively committing genocide against the Chinese people. This should be punishable by death.

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      2 years ago

      Scary thing is I can imagine some people unironically thinking that