Realistically, i’d go to city hall and hand in my death certificate. They’ll take it in because they’re not being paid enough to care. Then i’d be legally dead. Afterwards i’d go into the mountains and probably die because i don’t know how to live in the mountains, but it sounded nice in my mind.
This. Last time I was at the dmv, my car registration paperwork was incorrect (it was supposed to be co-owned, but was just in my name instead), and the guy just pointed to an empty desk and said that I should come back and ask for his window once I had the proper documents in order.
Realistically, i’d go to city hall and hand in my death certificate. They’ll take it in because they’re not being paid enough to care. Then i’d be legally dead. Afterwards i’d go into the mountains and probably die because i don’t know how to live in the mountains, but it sounded nice in my mind.
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But how would you get a death certificate? Where I live, only doctors can sign them/hand them out
Forge it. Governments mostly take paperwork in good faith, and only question it beyond surface level if they are given a reason to.
Fair enough
This. Last time I was at the dmv, my car registration paperwork was incorrect (it was supposed to be co-owned, but was just in my name instead), and the guy just pointed to an empty desk and said that I should come back and ask for his window once I had the proper documents in order.
Step 1. Go to medical school
Realistically? Either bribe a doc or make a fake one.