You are not authorized to view ‘thought_crime.mp4’ because it contains unauthorized view points in violations of Section 232 (17 U.S.C. § 381). Your IMEI and local audio-video recordings have been transfered to local authorities for further inspection.
As a Linux user no. As a trend that could catch on in general consumer devices… yes
You are not authorized to view
collateral_murder.mp4because it contains unauthorized leaks of classified material. You’re access has been reported.I am access?
Yes, but you are access have been reported, so they reported that you are access.
All your reports are belong to us!
https://xkcd.com/838/