Oooo so this is why salads are recommended on a diet. You can’t eat and laugh at that hilarious lettuce at the same time. Smart.

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Histrionic personality disorder

Yeah, burgers get me depressed when they start telling me their bloody life story.

I swear there’s at least one of these ladies in every restaurant I’ve attended in recent memory. Now I’m going to be imagining what their salad just told them.