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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Forsaken_Reason_5969 on 2023-07-03 22:59:11+00:00.

For a backstory, when I was in college I was lonely and was very horny, so I went out and bought a body pillow that I could have sex with.

Today my girlfriend found it and asked me what it was, I told her it was a body pillow… she asked what I do with it and I told her that I don’t use it anymore and I can show her so before she could say anything I took my pants off and started fucking it. She yelled and slapped me behind the head and said “what the fuck is wrong with you” she stormed out (idk why she asked me) I tried too text her asking what was wrong and she said that I was disgusting and she’s ashamed of me and could not believe that I would ever do that, especially in-front of her (she said my “dick is too big” and it hurts her but we could just do anal so idk)

TL;DR i fucked my body pillow and my girlfriend left me because of it