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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/JacksonJohn632 on 2023-07-04 16:59:14+00:00.

I (m 47) have been feeling really stiff and decided to take up yoga at the recommendation of some friends. So I found a local spot and signed up for a class.

When I show up, I notice that I am the only guy in the class…and everyone looks like they are hot girls in the mid 20s to early 30s.

I got up to the instructor and I ask her if this is indeed the class I signed up for…she said yes and told me everyone is welcome.

I went to the back of the room to remove my shoes and light jacket…I had my phone in my hand and I got a text…now when I get a text I have the flash come on…helps me notice it at night

But, as this happened a bunch of girls cranked their head towards me and immediately asked what I was doing.

I tried to explain to them what happened but they weren’t buying it…the instructor came over and asked if she can see the camera roll so prove my innocence.

I said sure and handed her the phone

The girls hovered over my phone and immediately heard a few “ews” and a few girls desperately trying to hold back their laughter.

I was puzzled as I took my phone back and then it hit me…I had been measuring the length of my manhood the other day and I forgot to delete the pics…

I was floored and wanted the world to swallow me…all I could do was get my things and leave.

Reddit…how can I recover from this?

TL;DR - accidentally showed a pic of me measuring myself to a group of yoga students