More people are distracted by their phones on the toilet than in the shower
Can confirm. Commenting from the throne.
Try pooping in the shower…?
When a mf needs 100% of their brainpower
The Ol’ Waffle Stomp Tango?
What a throwback to the golden age of meme culture.
I shower while sitting on the toilet, does that count?
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There are actually more cells in our brain than brains in our entire body
Looks like you’re having diarrhoea, my friend.
inb4 c/toiletthoughts
And if I don’t have thoughts on either what’s my problem?
Are you one of those people who don’t have an internal dialogue?
Well yea I do talk internally to myself, but not “shower thoughts”, I wish I did tho
Do you wake up with eureka moments?
On the toilet, I seem to be better at problem-solving. But in the shower tend to come up with new* and deeper thoughts.
But in the shower tend to come up with you
😨 😨 😨
Bloody Siri
I find most interesting thoughts are as a fall asleep.
Sometimes while falling asleep, I’d start thinking the weirdest shit, only to realize how weird the my thoughts are.
I make up songs in the shower, I do not sing when I shit
Which kind of thought was this one?
3 days without pooping is 3 days wasted
Only if I forget my phone in the toilet
So where is the c/toiletthoughts?
c/shitposting
Hard disagree. I’m on my phone while on the toilet. In the shower I have nothing but the voices in my head to listen to.
The thinker. Does he look like taking a shower?
I rest my case.
Why? You got one of those $4k butt massaging lazy boy toilets? I wouldn’t say most of us have them on the toilet.
