SAN FRANCISCO — Claiming he had accidentally swapped his schedule for the day, Twitter CEO and Neuralink founder Elon Musk shocked fans and shareholders by killing a female employee and impregnating a monke
Not believable in that he admits to a mistake. My man Lonnie prefers to double down.
I had to check and see if it was an onion article.
Damn Onion, leave some weights for the rest of us, king.
Elon Musk’s children discussing the inheritance, though emerald mines were changed to gold mines for libel reasons.
Hate when that happens
I believed it for a split second and it was glorious.
On the bright side, the monkey can’t tell anybody and most of my employees are scheduled to die anyway.
Absolutely brutal
Sounds like something musk would do…
At press time, sources reported that another unfortunate schedule mixup had caused Musk to lay off several SpaceX rockets and jettison thousands of Twitter employees into space.
