• Lols [they/them]@lemm.ee
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    I’m going to talk slow and use small words so you can follow along

    I’ve left out exactly five movies of Scorsese’s oeuvre…oops…filmography. The unwashed masses, you included, tend to remember only those

    which is how fully-grown, emotionally-stunted adults call (and justify) comic books

    is being able to smell you through my phone part of a bit or do you actually talk like this

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      Yes, I do actually talk like this. The odor from your phone is most likely your accumulated breath, spittle and other grime. Consider 1) wiping down your phone (at least) daily with a disinfectant wipe, 2) washing your hands occasionally and 3) using a toothbrush and toothpaste more often.

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        1 year ago

        sometimes i worry about how i come across to other people

        then i see someone responding like this because someone else doesnt care enough about watching the correct pictures on a screen, and i actually feel pretty good about myself and the amount of self awareness i do manage

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          sometimes i worry about how i come across to other people

          Judging by your original post, you say you worry but ultimately don’t give a damn. The important thing to you is to insert themselves into conversations that you were not part of and then seeing your own words on your cellphone. Congratulations.

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            there is nothing worse than inserting yourself into conversations you werent a part of with little regard, if any, for whether youre being a cunt over meaningless bullshit that doesnt remotely warrant it

            on an entirely unrelated note, good luck with your business, expertly dodging self awareness for the rest of your life is going to be a toughie