you must be a professional quote maker

Fexing. Like sexting but on fax. Girls gone fax. Fax me your boobs. OnlyFax?

You need to fix your post text, but I don’t know how.

https://xkcd.com/541/

I eat half my crispy chicken club
I get extra mayonnaise, it’s a mess

Not a poem I’ve heard in a long time but one I always welcome hearing