“In a sign of those divisions, the second-place finisher in the nominating vote was the ousted McCarthy, who secured 43 votes despite not being a declared candidate.”

This one won’t survive either.

Hey, Republicans. I have a solution for you. There’s this little-known Republican named Hakim Jeffries. You should nominate him. I bet he’ll win!

(Hey, if they can lie to all of us, turnabout is fair play.)

ELECTION DENIER.

This man cannot be trusted to oversee the transition of power in this country.

Aaaand now he’s Speaker. Lovely.

Douche.

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Mike Johnson was nominated to lead the US House of Representatives on Tuesday, though it was unclear whether he would merely become the latest hopeful to fall victim to party infighting that has paralyzed Congress for more than three weeks.

Republicans’ disarray has left lawmakers unable to respond to the wars in the Middle East and Ukraine, or take steps to head off a partial government shutdown that would begin on 18 November without congressional action.

Tom Emmer, the No 3 House Republican, won the nomination earlier in the day, only to withdraw hours later due to opposition from the party’s right flank.

That high threshold and the party’s narrow 221-212 majority means that any candidate can afford to lose just four votes if Democrats remain united in opposition.

“He knows everybody very well, does a great job with bringing people to the floor, talking about our policies, and that’s what we need right now,” said Kevin Hern, who withdrew his own bid to support Johnson.

Johnson bested Byron Donalds, Mark Green, Roger Williams and Chuck Fleischmann in the latest Republican speaker nomination fight.

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Waste-of-carbon traitor swine.