1 point for the episode/main plot. 1 point for the joke/scene.

Also points are made up and don’t matter.

  • @[email protected]English
    17•8 months ago

    Haha never thought this knowledge would find a use! I just watched this episode with my kiddos

    Season 6 episode 9: Homer Badman

    Homer gets accused of sexually harassing the baby sitter because he pulled a gummy Venus statue off her while dropping her off.

    The person in the screen grab is the candy lips guy after Homer asks him what the 1000 uses for candy lips are at the Candy Industry Tradeshow.

    • @MimicJar
      OPEnglish
      3•8 months ago

      That’s wrong Mr. Simpson! (Correct!)

    • @[email protected]English
      1•8 months ago

      There may not have been that many uses, but he could definitely use them as a silly substitute for his own lips

  • @[email protected]English
    8•8 months ago

    This just in Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes grants him sexual powers

  • @[email protected]English
    7•8 months ago

    See you in hell, candy boys!

    Wax lip man (voiced by Hank Azaria, no less) claims his candy has 1000 uses. It transpires that wax lips have substantially fewer than 1000 uses.