“I came here to say it’s become clear to me that it’s not my time. So after much prayer and deliberation, I have decided to suspend my campaign for president effective today,” Pence said, to audible gasps from the audience gathered at the Venetian resort on the Las Vegas strip.

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    11 months ago

    If only I lived in Texas, I could make $10,00 right now.

    The only acceptable time to snitch.