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“It was scary to see writing appear out of thin air on the bathroom mirror at midnight, but then I realised it said ‘MONITOR YOUR CHOLESTEROL,’ and I honestly appreciated the reminder,” said one customer.
I’m dying
I’m dying
Should’ve monitored your cholesterol better.
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Sounds like you should have checked your Cholesterol sooner.
When I die I’m just going to haunt a N64. Plug it in at your own peril and watch in horror as I select Oddjob with a golden gun.
an N64
An En Sixty-four
Beaverton is not the onion
The sidebar lists multiple satire sources that aren’t the Onion so I figured it would be fine.
Narrator: It was fine.
