dude was a highly sarcastic political activist who was mocking the roman emperor and got killed for it.
when he said drink my blood, eat my flesh. dude was tongue in cheek mocking the cults at the time being so dramatic and also embracing this identity that Jewish people are evil and use curses and blood magic shit.
His mom was next level. Gets drunk, fucks around, gets pregnant. She tells people that the kid is actually the son of a god and people eat that shit right up. Joseph though… That poor guy had to be in some serious denial. That dude was probably like Charlie from Me, Myself & Irene.
I actually doubt the Bible goes into gender identity. It’s all pure bigotry.
It doesn’t but Jesus does he’s pretty clear he says
'be fuckin nice to people you shit heads"
i may be paraphrasing but that is what he’s trying to get across
Jesus was based.
literally we gotta take him back tbh
dude was a highly sarcastic political activist who was mocking the roman emperor and got killed for it.
when he said drink my blood, eat my flesh. dude was tongue in cheek mocking the cults at the time being so dramatic and also embracing this identity that Jewish people are evil and use curses and blood magic shit.
His mom was next level. Gets drunk, fucks around, gets pregnant. She tells people that the kid is actually the son of a god and people eat that shit right up. Joseph though… That poor guy had to be in some serious denial. That dude was probably like Charlie from Me, Myself & Irene.
I don’t remember it being prominent but there are a shitload of bizarre rules.
“If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away.”
If masturbation is a sin, there should be a fuck ton of one handed christians out there… Just sayin’.