MANDAN, ND—Genuinely at a loss as to how else they could account for the smiling, seemingly contented individual, witnesses reported Tuesday that local happy man Leonard Olson, 36, must either be stupid or evil. “I’m not sure what that grinning fucker’s deal is, exactly—maybe he’s a completely corrupt and appalling…
But then, can you really consider yourself smart if you’re still trying to do the right thing, at this point?
Is it smart to do the wrong thing because it’s how you get ahead in life? Or smart to do the right thing because it makesother people feel good?
I think we all know the answer. /s