• iknowyouare
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    911 months ago

    When I was in college, I worked across the street for a Starbucks. I used to always go there for a cup of coffee, take a few sips, and go to my desk. Every day at exactly 9:30 I had to take a shit. Like clockwork.

    • celerate
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      311 months ago

      For some reason my body seems to learn a schedule for going to the bathroom, regardless of whether it’s solid or liquid.

  • @[email protected]
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    611 months ago

    I experience this daily; drink a cup of coffee starting at 9:30, then by 11 I’m pooping on company time.

    • @[email protected]
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      211 months ago

      Same, except that I’m up at 5, out the door by 6. You’d think I’d learn to smash that first cup at 5.10-5.15 and poop before I go…but who’s the idiot slamming a cup on the way out the door and hustling from the bus to site every day? That’s right, it’s me…

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      11 months ago

      The coffeine and chlorogenic acids (also found in eggplants, peaches and plums) in coffee stimulate the bowels which then can lead to bowel movement for some people.

  • Dojan
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    311 months ago

    For some reason the phrase “the poop in my butt” cracks me up. Just the mere concept of faeces being in the buttocks and not the intestines is really funny.

  • @[email protected]
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    311 months ago

    proper shitpost that is. prefer espresso though. sometimes the smell is enough to make me go to the throne.

  • teneriffa
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    311 months ago

    Add some nicotine into the mix and boom. Explosive diarrhea.

  • Deltoids
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    211 months ago

    A lot of times it hits me right after it’s ready to drink lol.

  • @[email protected]
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    211 months ago

    For me is a double espresso and cold water. I do it after lunch. 60% of the time, works every time.