Pringles are like gelatin sheets that melt-in-your-mouth into a sad version of instant mashed potato flakes.

Walmart has a surprisingly good house-brand of crinkle cut. Aldi has a lot of fine or great or occasionally horrifying chips (try the bratwurst). Utz makes a lot of good chips. Middleswarth, ohh that’s the God of chips.

There are so many better potato products that aren’t made of pressed potato eyebuds and anuses. There is no excuse for putting up with Pringles.