• ivanafterall@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Was just realizing this morning that my ex-wife was clearly trying to signal interest in a threesome with another woman.

    Thanks for this and fuck my life.

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      1 year ago

      those random realizations are the worst, like one day years later realizing that the proper response to a girl inviting you in for beer is not: “no thanks I have had too much yesterday” and then leaving

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        1 year ago

        “Ahem, unlike those other normie assholes, I moderate my alcohol intake, thank you. (That’ll impress her…)”

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          1 year ago

          Or do it like me. You can drink more if you drink at least the same amount of water. Of course this has its limitations. At some point drinking water just reduces the headache the next day but doesn’t makes you think clearly.

    • DefederateLemmyMl@feddit.nl
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      1 year ago

      This reminds me of the time I went home with a lesbian couple after a party, and not realizing they were interested in sex with me, even after dropping hints like repeatedly telling me things like: “You know, we’ve both been with men before”, then while awkwardly watching a movie on their couch they started to undress eachother and make out, and one girl pulling me in to touch her body as the other girl moved to perform cunnilingus on her.

      And all I could think was: oh wow I should probably give them some privacy now, I guess it’s time to go home.