I just heard this one from a robotic voice on YouTube…I’ll make up all the details.
So there were these three mice in a bar just drinking, talking shit about humans and boasting about how they each was better than the other at being superior.
One says, " well, whenever they put that blue shit for rats, I crumble it all over the place and eat their peanut butter!"
The other one says " oh yeah? Well they try to catch me with their biggest trap, I go on my back and bench press it 200 times!, and then I eat their cheese 🧀!"
Then finally the last one, who was already done drinking and at the door already leaving says: " I don’t have time for this nonsense! I gotta go. I need to go fuck that cat 😺!
i love this joke, my version is a bit tighter audibly… ‘i don’t have time for you amateurs, i have a cat to fuck’
Nicely done 👍