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Drunk Grizzlies Keep Getting Hit By Trains In Montana

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Drunk Grizzlies Keep Getting Hit By Trains In Montana

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Since 1980, 63 grizzlies have been hit by trains and killed along a section of railroad near Glacier National Park. Many died because they got drunk on fermented grain spilled from railcars and couldn’t move fast enough to outrun the trains.

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Every one of your examples are correct.

Sigh. It was obviously a joke.

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