Yes, it’s the Post. The story was too good to pass up

    • oleorunOPM
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      311 months ago

      Anyone got a toaster we can sacrifice? For science?

  • @burntbutterbiscuits
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    611 months ago

    This is how fucking ninjas are made, dude. Totally awesome!

    • @[email protected]
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      311 months ago

      Not gonna lie, my first thought was it was a guerrilla marketing campaign for the new (well, not that new now) TMNT movie.

    • oleorunOPM
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      1111 months ago

      “This is water full of green dye. Plumbers frequently use harmless, fluorescent green dye to detect leaks in plumbing and sewage systems,” it read. A Wikipedia link to a page about “dye tracing” was also included.

  • @[email protected]
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    11 months ago

    I tried to read the article and now I am a stroke survivor with cancer.

    Seriously, the article text is just a loose collage of twitter quotes…