Yes, it’s the Post. The story was too good to pass up
Meh, call me when it’s pink slime and the Statue of Liberty starts a-walkin’.
Anyone got a toaster we can sacrifice? For science?
This is how fucking ninjas are made, dude. Totally awesome!
Not gonna lie, my first thought was it was a guerrilla marketing campaign for the new (well, not that new now) TMNT movie.
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“This is water full of green dye. Plumbers frequently use harmless, fluorescent green dye to detect leaks in plumbing and sewage systems,” it read. A Wikipedia link to a page about “dye tracing” was also included.
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You’re right. No definitive answer. My bad.
It’s tracer dye used to find leaks. I guess they found one.
I tried to read the article and now I am a stroke survivor with cancer.
Seriously, the article text is just a loose collage of twitter quotes…
