35 today.
Why am I 35 already?
Please stop.
Help.
I remember 35. That’s exactly when I started feeling like I was actually in my 30s. Let me tell you, it just keeps going like that, and you’ll only realise how young you are years and years from now. Rinse and repeat.
Close to 30, stopped aging at 22
I’m in my 50s, but in my head I’m still 36.
Listen to John Mayers “Stop this train” and cry lol
“So I play the numbers game to find a way to say that life has just begun.”
Things to know you’re 30
“I wish the odd white one just went with the grain” (white hairs will grow whichever way they please, and it starts with only a few)
“Ah, that’s gonna be my bad knee”
“I don’t know why I have a sore spot there it just comes and goes”
“Dental repairs cost how much?” and suddenly brushing and flossing will be a second hobby
Tinnitus, but not like severe. Just once in awhile and often enough to keep you guessing like once a month or so.
“There was a pop but I don’t know where.”
“Oh my god I’m turning into my parents”
Don’t forget that little back pain you had in your teens from when you did that stupid thing? Yeah, gonna hurt forever. It’s gonna hurt worse.
Or knee pain. Fell in an unfortunate way when I was 15 or so. Now I’ve got random intermittent knee pains for no reason.
My dad went over the bars of a dirtbike when he was about 20 and landed hard on his shoulder, but walked it off.
Came back to haunt him with a vengeance last year almost 50 years later, super high pain in that shoulder that took a surgery to go away.
I get that this is tongue in cheek, but seriously, some people are just waiting to die and seem to find joy in tracking how their body is breaking down vs doing something about it.
Body maintenance becomes more and more necessary as you get older. Use it or lose it.
Do strength training on the weakest parts of your body (hips, ankles, knees, shoulder, rotator cuffs, lower back, neck) and you will thank yourself decades later.
Never stop moving.
To anyone trying to cope with minor permanent tinnitus know it gets better. When I first realized I had it at 23 I pulled neurotic worrying self pity card, a year later and its just another part of life like that weird occasional ache in your back. I dont notice it 90% of the time and put on a fan or yt video the other 10%. There’s a definite psychological toughness factor to it as you go from “oh man I really really really hope this goes away in a month I dont want this the rest of my life to " oh well could be worse better stop with the loud music and excessive drinking/smoking.”
If I ever have kids of my own I’ll make sure to let them know not to blair shit into their ears for years straight and take hearing protection seriously
“I don’t know why I have a sore spot there it just comes and goes”
I have this but I’m 21…
Young people have a left knee and a right knee. Middle aged folks have a good knee and a bad knee. Old folks have a bad knee and a worse one.
My bad knee is now titanium and my good knee has become my bad knee.
From Mad Magazine. You know you’re old when you skip the game highlights and start videotaping painkiller ads.
I must be old because I remember Mad Magazine AND videotapes!
And the biggest surprise: new hair starts to grow out of nowhere in the nose and ears.
When you reach 40:
“Fuck. Well, guess I better save for retirement.”
Im 45 with nothing in the bank. I’ll die hard and homeless probably. Real shit. All good though. Today we feast.
Pretending that 30 is old leads to so much unnecessary angst. 30s is more prime time, best to enjoy it!
Truth! I don’t understand a lot of the comments around people’s 30s. Maybe I’m lucky but turning 38 soon, feels physically the same as my 20s except now I have money for fun stuff
I mean that’s contextual, I didn’t have Parkinson’s symptoms at 34 but I do at 35 so for some people it quite literally is all downhill and 30 might honestly be old and that’s ignoring the homeless etc.
Statistically 30 is about half so do with that what you will
Lucky you, it seems.
Can confirm. When I was 16 I could not imagine being 30 or even older.
I was raised in cult that told me the world was going to end when I was still a child. I was never supposed to hit teenagerhood, and here I am in my 40s.
The quote the great khaki cuffs,
“I recently realized I probably won’t die young so I can start planning for my future or something, investing wisely, making sure I’m okay”
I hit 30 this month. Damn. I don’t feel too much different than my 20s though.
I never asked to ride the bone train!
haha yes
this is my wife.
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