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  • There was this one guy who stole cars, drank, had his own clique and was kind of an anti-hero among us smaller kids. He didn’t care what the teachers said, even the principal couldn’t do anything. They all skated, had bikes, hung out at the local halfpipe. They smoked cigarettes on the school property behind the trash containers. They were prohibited from entering any type of festive the school hosted but always ended up being there and drunk. He sold cigarettes to minors, while being a minor himself. Gosh we had so many papers talking about lost cars, stolen cars, wrecked cars etc.

    When he finished school and immediately got a job you didn’t hear anything from him anymore. Now he has a wife, kids and a house.

    He literally was that one rebellious kid from the movies who got his shit together.

    All that happened before 2007, and now I feel old. Thank you.


  • BudgetBandittoMemes@lemmy.mlAnd I'll do it again
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    4 days ago

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  • BudgetBandittoScience Memes@mander.xyzMonster
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    10 days ago

    This always reminds me of that one joke my iPhone‘s Siri once told me that left me in tears:

    What do you get when you cross a dog with an octopus?

    Tap for answer

    A reprimand involving the bioethics commission and the immediate withdrawal of all research funding.




  • BudgetBandittoScience Memes@mander.xyzAsshole Lab Rat
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    12 days ago

    Actually not all rats are afraid of cats. I had a lot of pet rats and some cats. While the two cats are mostly afraid and respectful of the rats, about 1/4 of the rats had no problem co-existing with the cats. Like, they saw the cat as a rat and acted like it, not afraid or anything, while another rat peed herself because she was so scared of the cats.