Just like hackers need an black hoodie. And where can I get one? Is a simple costume one enough or do I need an expensive one?

Sry I’m new here.

  • @[email protected]
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    277 months ago

    You need a boat. How do you sail the high seas without a boat.

    I don’t know where to get the boat tho.

    • @[email protected]
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      207 months ago

      Don’t you DARE call my mighty vessel a boat. It’s a ship, A SHIP!! You feebleminded SIMPLETON!

      • @Chais
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        37 months ago

        If I learned anything from Luffy it’s that you can call any ship a boat 😁

    • lorez
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      47 months ago

      Stan S.Stanman sells some used ones for great prices.

  • Sabata11792
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    258 months ago

    This is a common misconception. A ski mask is both effective and very adaptable. The pirate hat is antiquated, bulky, and has a much more restrictive use case. If you’re in a pinch you can just use a face mask. It also has the advantage of preventing malware, but any experienced user would take the ski mask over an N95 for flexibility.

  • @[email protected]
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    178 months ago

    This was all covered in the on boarding process. We’ll let it slide this time but next time have your hat on or you’ll have to walk the plank 😄

  • Dem Bosain
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    137 months ago

    Hat? Unnecessary. But an eye-patch helps reduce nausea when using VR goggles to search for booty.

  • oNevia
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    118 months ago

    Think about renting a parrot. That’s what I did for a while before getting my sea legs

  • Jessica
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    108 months ago

    An eye patch will suffice. If you really want to show your dedication, a wooden peg leg would be ideal. I should note that it is a bit difficult to conceal a peg leg in public.

  • Froyn
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    78 months ago

    Nah, as long as you buy it dinner first, or at least try to connect on an emotional level, it’ll let you enter.

  • sheepishly
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    68 months ago

    I’ve got a big pirate flag hanging up in my room, is that good enough?