• @[email protected]
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    8 months ago

    Bees be like : ama swim in that, eat it, mix it with my saliva and regurgitate it, baby

    Human : that’s some tasty gourmet shit you got there, buddy . From now on we’ll gas your entire home from time to time to steal that shit.

    • TWeaK
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      118 months ago

      Have you ever tried to give a bee honey?

      I found a bee near death outside once, and I picked him up with an envelope then dropped him in some manuka honey. He landed upside down, but I flipped him over, then he started drinking the honey. The next morning I saw a smudge on the floor and thought a housemate had squished him, but then I opened the door to the front room and he did a little dance in front of my face before I let him outside.

      Suffice it to say, bees love honey just as much as we do.

    • RQG
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      108 months ago

      But they get sugar water back in return.

  • ArugulaZ
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    228 months ago

    Great, I just stuck my nose in a rose on the way back from my walk…

  • TWeaK
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    138 months ago

    Cum trees.

    I can confirm, parks all over the UK have these, and they smell like cum.

  • Draconic NEO
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    88 months ago

    It’s a similar story with Fungi since mushrooms are the reproductive part of them.