• VintageTech
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    1 year ago

    Or: The most productive day of your life or let me go back to sleep for 30mins (wake up tomorrow)

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        The first time I ever got high I freaked out and just cleaned the fuck out of the kitchen and then took like a 4 hr nap lol that was a one time thing tho. Now I’m just perma piece of shit.

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        1 year ago

        I need those people in my life to teach me their ways. Just not today.

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    There’s a gang of 3 raccoons at my house that makey life hell. They jumped me and my dog after tearing out my trash for weeks. Now they’re breaking into my duck run. I’m looking for someone who is into trapping. It’s trapping season in my state right now, and I want rid of the lil fucks.

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    Those were NOT raccoons and Gary Webb TOTALLY commuted suicide by shooting himself in the head. Twice.