Will we all be fucked or is there a Linus 2?

  • chunkyhairball@lemmy.ml
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    “I’ll Become the Strongest Adventurer in the Other World with My Maximum Level Open Source Operating System Development Skills.”

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        “Brave Hero from Finland, you’ve been struck by a bus and are going to reincarnate into–”

        “No I wasn’t. That bus CHASED ME DOWN two alleys, over a fire hydrant, into, and out of a Starbucks. It did NOT hit me. You just summoned me here.”

        “Err… anyway, this world needs a hero to–”

        “Write hardware drivers? A kernel module? Some inline assembly?”

        "Err… the demon lord… er… "

        “DID YOU EVEN MAIL THE LIST? Hah… Okay. Does this world have logic gates of any kind? I need to get this knocked out as soon as possible. I’ve got the entirety of the bcachefs patchset to review before 6.7 is in release.”

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            Dr Stone but for computers/software dev…

            Linus teaches them all best practices and then takes a 2 week hiatus from kernel dev to write a tool that defeats the demon lord.