• vaultdweller013
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    I say we give it to the Romans and since Finland last had the title due to title inheritance fuckery. Hey Finns want a violent dumpster fire?

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      Finland enforces a legally mandated 4 meter distance between any two people on the street, which would absolutely improve robustness against explosives.

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        Isn’t that enforced via being shoved into a sauna for two hours or is that the penalty for stealing vodka?

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      Ok I’ve heard people claim the Russian Empire as a successor to Rome, but Finland is new to me.

      Please elaborate.

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    You know I think that Palestinians and Isrealites would totally put aside their differences after years of being oppressed in methods so brutal that even the IDf and Hamas will turn their heads at drawing and quartering anyone who dares not worship the emperor. I was going to make a post saying we should have Juche in the region because that’s the worst extant government I could think of but Rome is even “better”.

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    People From (Year BCE) Until (Year BCE/CE)
    Natufians -12,000 -10,000
    Canaanites -4,000 -1,200
    Israelites -1,200 135
    Philistines -1,175 -600
    Babylonians -605 -539
    Persians -539 -332
    Greeks (Hellenistic period) -332 -63
    Romans -63 324

    Source: ChatGPT4