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      1 year ago

      Then learn jq and perl.

      When you’re done you’ll find Birkenstocks and comfortable socks on your feet, cargo shorts with more pockets than even Hermione Granger could use, a glorious grey beard to stroke, and either a Metallica or a Hawaiian shirt that’s 15 years old and has blown through the armpits.

      You will have reached nirvana. You’ll be able to unlock the secrets of the universe without opening a single interactive program.