• paysrenttobirds
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    1 year ago

    They literally paid Domino’s millions to find ways to put more cheese in pizza, we are clearly not eating enough cheese.

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      But, Mister Cheese, I’m up to 12 blocks of cheddar a day. I haven’t shat in 3 weeks. I can’t eat any more! Even the Swiss… It’s just more holes for the old cheese to fill!

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        1 year ago

        Pretty sure they did, and then they put pepperoni to catch the cheese, and you know where this leads…