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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 years ago
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    Mormons are different as they don’t drink alcohol. They will instead straight up ask couples whether they’re trying to have a baby like it’s the only possible topic

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      Yup. And the only way to get them to stop is to embarrass them.

      “So, when are you planning on having kids?”

      “I dunno, maybe when I’m no longer infertile.”

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        “When he stops busting in my ass”

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          “when he stops finishing on that couch you’re sitting on”

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            “And don’t get me started on the tea you just drank…”

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              Ayo what-

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          Look, humans are basically one long hole mom so eventually this has to work

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        My mom got sick of the question from Relief Society ladies and would reply, “I dunno, how is YOUR sex life?”

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          “Well Sister Sheryl, are you and your husband still sleeping in different beds as you tell him to ‘bridle his passions’?”

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            Dunno how getting equestrian gear into the bedroom is supposed to help, maybe Sister Sheryl has a stud service fetish

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              Her condition is “stable”

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              lol, I was alluding more towards the shaming that used to go on towards husbands who wanted sex more often than their wives and the many publications/therapists who made it seem like men were asking for too much…

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          Oh hi, Mark.

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        @KamikazeRusher You can also justify by the fact that “today’s kids no longer have any form of respect for the eldery, why would I have a kid myself?” or other crap like that

        @CouncilOfFriends

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