Example: I have an “autistic af” bumper sticker on my car so that the cops don’t think I’m doing something shady because I don’t want to make eye contact.
Example: I have an “autistic af” bumper sticker on my car so that the cops don’t think I’m doing something shady because I don’t want to make eye contact.
Only using labels and mirrors to talk to people.
Them: Hello
Me: Hello
Them: Is the report done for that thing I asked your yesterday?
Me: Thing you asked yesterday?
Them: Yeah, I cant remember what it was now
Me: You can’t remember?
Them: Yeah, I’ll go remind myself and get back to you
Brilliant productive conversation :)
omg, you just gave me a great idea for a shitpost. brb
edit: ok, done https://lemmy.world/post/163346
Tip: you can break lines either by pressing break line twice (it’ll show a full empty line once posted), or by pressing space twice at the end of the paragraph (it’ll result in a simple line break).