The first case of mpox, formerly known as monkeypox, has been detected in Canyon County.
Southwest District Health announced Tuesday that the case was detected in mid-November in a male Canyon County resident.
And since we know conservatives are plague rats who refuse to do a goddamned thing to prevent the spread of a disease, we can expect Idahoans to do everything in their power to share it with Washington and Oregon.
Conservatives are the real plague… Long overdue for a cure.
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How many words is it? Too many to type I guess.
>mpox
If they had to rename it from monkey pox, why not go full scientific like COVID-19 (SARS CoV-2)? Mpox sounds like a post-ironic fedora core punk band.
Mpox is not a great name. The virus is called the monkey pox virus so that’s no good but the virus is also called MPV, MPXV, or hMPXV and those are okay. I think we should go with simian plague.
Ah man, I feel like I’m coming down with a video format
Simian Plague sounds like either a description of Planet of the Apes or a metal band.
Coming up next on the headbanger’s ball, SIMIAN PLAGUE!
“DO YOU APES WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?!?”
power metal ensues
Sounds like a Vulcan name Spock , tuvoc, tpal, mpox.
Because they want to prepare us gradually : you see, it began with SmallPox (spox), now mpox … later it will be BigPox and then HugePox !
LPox, XLPox, XXLPox, 3XLPox, 4XLPox, 5XLPox
The disease is caused by the monkeypox virus,[a] a zoonotic virus in the genus Orthopoxvirus. The variola virus, the causative agent of the disease smallpox, is also in this genus. Human-to-human transmission can occur through direct contact with infected skin or body fluids, including sexual contact.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mpoxincluding sexual contact
I mean, are we at risk of anyone at all fucking someone from Idaho? It’s the world capital of potato-brained conservatives. No one on earth wants any of that gravy.
The Mormon church is currently joining a long list of other religions taking advantage of people in Africa. The source likely some teenager coming back from their “mission” early.
They send home a steady stream of missionaries for fucking everything that moves. They even have a standard procedure of covering up the illegal assaults they do.
I just looked up the Mormon population of Idaho on worldatlas.com and holy shitballs that’s a lot of Mormons!
From the site:
The number of Mormons is approximately 444,614 people which translates to 26.42% of the total population.
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Now do Utah!
I tried, but it broke the Mormonometer.
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Yes, fair enough. I hereby amend my statement to exclude the normal minority. If you can read this message, you are surrounded by conservatives. Run!
God damn it Randy, I told you to put that pangolin down!
