“Remember, soldiers, you only have enough personal gear space for a small backpack. If your mech goes down, you need to squeeze everything you’ll require to survive in a hostile alien environment in that space, so choose wisely.”
“Yes, sarge! What do you store in yours?”
“A corncob pipe, a can of brilcreme, and a six pack of PBR.”
“A log of Skoal, a four pack of Rip-Its, an emergency bottle of Cholula, two Jalapeno Cheese Spreads (from expired MREs), and one of those little packs of saltine crackers from Shoney’s.”
“Remember, soldiers, you only have enough personal gear space for a small backpack. If your mech goes down, you need to squeeze everything you’ll require to survive in a hostile alien environment in that space, so choose wisely.”
“Yes, sarge! What do you store in yours?”
“A corncob pipe, a can of brilcreme, and a six pack of PBR.”
“A log of Skoal, a four pack of Rip-Its, an emergency bottle of Cholula, two Jalapeno Cheese Spreads (from expired MREs), and one of those little packs of saltine crackers from Shoney’s.”
And an expired coupon to Discount Dans Probably Operational PPCs. (They never expire)