You think you’re funny but you’re just cringe

Smartphones is what killed the internet, giving everyone easy access was a bad fucking idea.

If you don’t know what Eternal September is, you are part of the problem.

I complained about shit like this more than a decade ago and everyone just laughed and said ‘Oh they’ll never do anything like that’

You get what you fucking deserve

As much as I love the tanginess of your meme, your username has earned you a permablock.

A lot of lemmiers (lemmings? Lemmists?) have only meme contact with condoms.

Not actually true, you just won’t reach your target temperature evenly and it may discolor certain preparations.

The reason you remove air is to make better heat contact, you don’t need a vacuum unless you are cooking things that oxidize stupidly easily.

Powermods like that don’t usually have only one account, and since they can mod themselves wherever they go, they usually do.

Nuking an account is just changing skins. The admins have the power to track and fix that, but they won’t.

It is inevitable, all lemmy instances will eventually be taken over by supermods that leverage their power to harass.

This vegan fiasco isn’t even the first time but I guarantee you the admins will leave them to powermod the remaining 107 as they see fit.

Can you imagine a better person to appoint for your harbormaster? Or even a harbormaster assistant, this guy would do it for free and do it better than anyone.

Actual fun fact: Most brands of salsa have an acid content high enough to deter bacteria. Tostito’s salsa varieties are NOT among them and cross contaminate ridiculously easily.

Relevant anecdote: So once I had to get my stomach pumped because of some cross-contaminated Tostito’s hot salsa.

But bonus: you can grow stuff on it that makes your dip taste funny and make you see god.

Those are my favorite kind of salsas.

Can confirm, modified shortbread is supreme lembas, we make it every year for our watchthrough.

Honey instead of sugar, ghee or danish butter (lower water content), and a little more baking powder.

Finish it off in the dehydrator for long term storage not that they ever last the next day lol.

You can get good fresh wrapping leaves at any asian food store.

I’m pretty sure that would result in all matter compacting down to a single point again…

I unironically miss Netscape Communicator. Yes most of that went into Firefox but not all and I really miss the frame layout.

blah blah fuck vegans

‘No True Scotsman’…

people say stereotypes are damaging but I have literally never met a vegan IRL that was a decent person.

The ancient Jews also highly prized scholarship and a robust society.

The people shouting ‘God Hates Fags’ today value none of those things, and it really shows.

I will now list every scripture passage where Jesus speaks on homosexuality:

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Thank you for coming to my presentation, the receptionist will validate your parking.

I don’t think you know what either of those words mean