Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?
The Assman
Asses to asses, butts to butts
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Cake day: October 7th, 2023
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The Assmanto World News@lemmy.world•North Korean troops so 'poorly trained that Putin army yet to throw them into fight'English161·5 months agoNever stopped him before
You don’t have to be so dramatic.
I’m just hanging out but thanks
The Assmanto News@lemmy.world•NYPD releases unmasked photo of smiling suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO killing9·5 months agoOh no! He’s hot!
The AssmantoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Public money is spent to benefit the rich more then the poorEnglish132·5 months agoThis is what living in America does to the brain
The Assmanto News@lemmy.world•Syracuse judge refuses to perform marriage for same-sex couple: ‘It was real weird’11·5 months agoYou either need to do more or less drugs. I’m not sure which.
Humans aren’t going to stop reproducing just to conform to your deranged fantasies
“everyone who has kids from now on is selfish and evil” statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
The Assmanto Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fan•Teacher caught naked in classroom with sex toys and drugs, Port St. Lucie police sayEnglish11·5 months agoWhat in the florida
Seek therapy
The Assmanto US Authoritarianism@lemmy.world•The US isn't a Democracy. It's a Capitalist Oligarchy. You know. Like Russia.30·5 months agoIn Russia they just kill all the opposition leaders. It’s much cheaper that way.
Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t.
And now I’m dropping them in the chipotle bathroom
How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?